you: yeah so my girlfriend called.
you: she's got something to say to me.
friend: yeah...what was it?
you: she never loved me.
friend: awe too bad...
you: why should anyone?
friend: well you are a great person.. maybe its those ugly ripped up old bell-bottoms you always wear. why do you even have those?
you: because it's 1969 in my head.
you: yeah so did you see the late night talk show guest professional?
friend: no it's a waste of time. I've been too busy lately.
you: hmmm.... my times a riddle that'll never be solved.